Cul De Sac Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

Outlet Jokes More Outlet Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.