Cul De Sac Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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To avoid a hostel takeover.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

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THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.