Uncle Vernon Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

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How do you make the Reddit front page?

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Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!