Vitamin Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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What bee is good for your health ?

Vitamin bee !

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Pp Jokes More Pp Jokes

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What do you call friendship between punctuation?

Commaraderie