Vitamin Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What is lemonade?

A: When you help an old lemon across the street.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.