Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.