Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

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Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery