Imperial Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.