The Imperial March
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Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
The Imperial March.
They're afraid of change.
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
Because freedom rings.
Madam President.
Because they are Thai fighters.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Clan chowder
Because Americans use imperial unit system.
A Mars Bar
Just say "I don't know, make something up"
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
Febrewery
Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
Not being British.
