Nice People Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.