What's the best way to attract a pervert?

The NSFW tag, you freak

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

How do you call blue cow?

Freak..

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