What's the best way to attract a pervert?

The NSFW tag, you freak

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

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