Burst Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

Isaiah Jokes More Isaiah Jokes

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

God Dam Jokes More God Dam Jokes

Where does a divine beaver live?

A God Dam!

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.