Burst Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the ugliest tree in the world?

Yew

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Trojan Jokes More Trojan Jokes

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!