One has a coo, the other has a coup
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coo. coo.
Coo.
For staging a coo
A coup.
Because in Russia the military coups you.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
The rooster clucks defiance.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Throw me a frickin bone here.
Organized crime.
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
Namaste
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Clan chowder
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
A STOOL Pigeon
