Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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One has a coo, the other has a coup

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When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey?

A jerkin Turkin