Stalker Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Waiting for him to show up.

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Just one the moulting season !

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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There goes my gyroooo

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house