What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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Both start off as eggs.

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As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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The egg gets laid!

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Because they crack themselves up!

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.