Boiling Water Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Tauntaun Jokes More Tauntaun Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even