Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.