Uranium Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Dr. Frankenstein Jokes More Dr. Frankenstein Jokes

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!