Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
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He got atomic ache.
A Global Offensive.
Two at most.
He went back to square one....
They end up in a shallow grave.
Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"
A mootation
Because they pikachu
Any black Pokemon, really.
He was a body-builder
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
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Pokemon Uranium
Because, time will always tell.
In meowers
