Downside Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.