Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Immigrants

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What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*