Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

Prank Jokes More Prank Jokes

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.