Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

Laughter Jokes More Laughter Jokes

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it