Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.