Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

Bostonian Jokes More Bostonian Jokes

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.