Chinese Person Jokes

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching