Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.