Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -