Public Pool Jokes

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

P Jokes More P Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice