One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
A: She moved.
When Eight ate eight
They ate their dinner before it was cool.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
Clown Poo
You can't take a rib from a black man
Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out
Bob
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
