One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
A little stiff.
Don't ask her out again
Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"
Bobby
So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."
A. No Whey Jose
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
A clamboni driver!
A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !
Chase it round the garden
So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
Where is my tractor?
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
