One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
More time on tests.
One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries.
To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Desperate!
Ovarie-z
yo get off me, homes!
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
A little bear !
Because the beach never waved back.
The pilot was a loaf of bread
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
