Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.