Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Yoga Instructor Jokes More Yoga Instructor Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.