Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

R Jokes More R Jokes

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Yoga Instructor Jokes More Yoga Instructor Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!