Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.