Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Poutine Jokes More Poutine Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.