Family Tree Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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The Pilot, you racist.

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Redditors.

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OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

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