Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Sulfur Jokes More Sulfur Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do you call an exploding horse?

Neigh-Palm

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

Sodium Jokes More Sodium Jokes

What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ