Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What was the condiment stand charged with?

with a deadly weapon.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

Hydrogen Jokes More Hydrogen Jokes

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants