Month Ago Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.