Month Ago Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.