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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?

Blizzard Entertainment.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden