Nsa Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

You might also enjoy:

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

Edward Snowed Jokes More Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.