Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.