Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

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Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.