What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A: A new bar

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Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.