What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

St Patrick Day Jokes More St Patrick Day Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Martin Luther King Day Jokes More Martin Luther King Day Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.