St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
A: He wanted to work overtime.
I'm not Willie Nelson."
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
Counterfitz
O'Pressive.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
