Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call an arrogant robber?

a condescending condescending

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending