Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.