Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.