Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.