Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Mary Jane Jokes More Mary Jane Jokes

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

One Jokes More One Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

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