Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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Mary Jane Jokes More Mary Jane Jokes

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

Ramsay Jokes More Ramsay Jokes

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Girl Scout Jokes More Girl Scout Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"