Clue Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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By hare (air) mail.

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Crimea a river

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.