Rely Jokes

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

You might also enjoy:

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.