Rely Jokes

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

log log log log log log log log log...

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor