Bastille Day Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!