A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
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They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
After the last dog they just ate.
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
A rabbit that says "Ribbit."
Rib it.
They can't hide behind billboards.
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Dumb ones!
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
I don't know.
The Spanish Inquisition.
Her husband on a date.
Bach to work!
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
