Okc Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.