Okc Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

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What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE