Aquaman Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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A StayGosaurus

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Slim to nun.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why are you naked?

dammit

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.