Erase Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

One Jokes More One Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...