Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.