Mart Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Dementia Jokes More Dementia Jokes

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

K Mart Jokes More K Mart Jokes

What does K-mart stand for?

A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.