Mart Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

Stutterer Jokes More Stutterer Jokes

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Police Station Jokes More Police Station Jokes

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba