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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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By counting Kylereese.

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I'll be Bach

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You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.