Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.