82 Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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Which number confuses people?

82

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Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant?

Chic-fil, eh

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Https Jokes More Https Jokes

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM