Aah Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.