Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

How does a man with no nose smell?

Terrible!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.