Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure