Ajar Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Container Jokes More Container Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.