Ajar Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Container Jokes More Container Jokes

When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'