Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Schedule Jokes More Schedule Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Bullet Train Jokes More Bullet Train Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.