Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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he was a bad conductor.

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2:30 (Tooth Hurty)

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.