Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Bullet Train Jokes More Bullet Train Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Schedule Jokes More Schedule Jokes

When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment?

2:30 (Tooth Hurty)

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.