You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
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then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
Just-ice
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
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Tequila, I'm looking at you.
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
A really good watch.
through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time
Because they have no pits.
Because people are dying to get in
One's wanted.
One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
They're hiring.
Sleeping Beauty
Aurora boring Alice.
