Bernie Supporter Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.