Biology Teacher Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.