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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

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He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

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